a man and woman went to a restaurant and the lady wanted the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip from the tank for her main course. the waiter took the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip to the kitchen and gave it to the french chef jevaisse. as he raised the cleaver to chop off its head, it looked up at him with puppy dog eyes and said "please dont kill me". so he couldnt. so he called over the german washer up Hans and told him to kill the squid. as Hans raised the cleaver to chop off its head , the mild mannered green squid with the hairy lip looked up at him with puppy dog eyes and said " please dont kill me". so Hans couldnt do it either.

the moral of the story is that Hans that do dishes can be as soft as jevaisse with a mild green hairy lipped squid!!!!