Two old dears board a train in Norway.Whilst patiently waiting,a Local teddy boy sits down opposite and starts picking his nose and breaking wind.....After a while he wanders of to the buffet car and buys a couple of cans of lager and promptly sits back down to drink.The old ladies looked on in amazement as he spat out the lager and threw the last remaining can down the corridor,swearing and cursing as usual.

The moral is.....

(This one is better told at christmas time as you'll soon find out)


Rude Olf the Ted loaths train beer.