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Title: Are You Bored? Do you Have any dead Flies? Then
Post by hazelnut on Jan 24^th, 2010 at 9:00am

Bored ?

1. �Kill a few flies. (you know you will enjoy that bit) swat what
2. Put them in the sun to dry for an hour.
( SUN!! you know if that yellow thing appears from behind a grey cloud, OK if in England Ignore stage 2)
3. Once they are dry, pick up a pencil and paper, some tweezers a prit stick, and Let your �imagination flow. �

�
Here are a few examples..

fly_2.jpg (Attachment deleted)

Title: Re: Are You Bored? Do you Have any dead Flies? Then
Post by Chris_Lesley on Jun 27^th, 2010 at 1:48pm

Excellent! All very funny. We have had four empty picture frames in our bathroom for the last year. Can we have your permission to use yours or do we have to commit mass murder ourselves?

Title: Re: Are You Bored? Do you Have any dead Flies? Then
Post by hazelnut on Jun 27^th, 2010 at 2:56pm

Feel Fly Free I pinched them off a website (Spiders) anyway so if they amuse !!

You could always caption them!!

Neigh there are no flies on me!!

I even seen a Horse Fly!!

I done just seen about everythin if I sees and Elephant Fly

Join in on the Chorus

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Post by Nobrot on Jun 27^th, 2010 at 3:16pm

House flies,mens flies and trout flies.....

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Post by viking on Jun 27^th, 2010 at 6:10pm

Actually it is very hot over in the uk at the moment!!! ( no wellies needed for Glastonbury Festival, Just lots of sincream ) yes, I did that on purpose!
Sorry to rub it in but there are still very few flies......I reckon no one washes in Spain....
Waiting for the insults now....sorry, Catalunya is not Spain so most of you need not be offended... ;D

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Post by Bigyin on Jun 27^th, 2010 at 6:39pm

Punctuate the following:-
time flies no man can they fly so fast

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Post by SabsLW on Jul 5^th, 2010 at 11:26am

That's the best art I've seen in years.

Genius ;)