Dear Hazelnut,
Thanks for the generous offer but a couple of years too late, as someone dumped four newly born kittens in a plastic bag under some road stones for the crusher to smash into the road. They were found just in time and brought to us. I told her indoors that we were not having them, she did as she was told as always so spent the next few weeks, day and night bottle feeding them every two hours. Then told her when they were on solid food they must go. Now costing us the national debt to feed. Add to this the two rescue dogs I have now several bone idle, picky, I'll do you a favour animals. Who seem only to respond to the name Franco. A few days ago after the one eyed cat brought in the bee I insisted what with eating piddling and the other, I was the man of the house and something must be done she who must be obeyed suggested a covered litter tray to which I replied, we have one THE KITCHEN. so sorry Hazelnut no can do.
Yours, man of the house squeaking quietly.