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Title: Joke Post by santsalvador on Jan 1st, 2013 at 11:46am Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. “What will the USA be like in 100 years time” The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out:- "The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy. There are no worries” David thinks “Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks “What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?” The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout. David just stares at it. “Come on David” says Barak, “What does it say”? Dave replies, “Buggered if I know ! It's all in Arabic!” HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL FROM SANT SALVADOR KENNELS. |
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