Well Smidge are you getting as sad as me, here is a few thoughts that has passed through my ageing mind,
1. Growing old I have learned that pleasing everyone is impossible but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.
2. Condoms do not guarantee safe sex any more..... A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman's husband.
3. Young thugs are not what they use to be, one broke into my house last week he did not take the TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bas...d!!!
4. Always remember a truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour, just ask my wife.
Yours an ageing Bulldog.