Woman ( spanish ) in Lidls took 4 baguettes and put them through the slicer, scooped up the pieces into a plastic bag and presented it  to the checkout pointedly holding up 3 empty baguette bags. The cashier was a bit suspicious but did not want to match the pieces  up ,so gave in with a pained expression.

jollyolive wrote on Aug 27^th, 2016 at 5:32pm:

Woman took 4 baguettes ... holding up 3 empty baguette bags

I'd call her a crafty robber  :o

It'll be dried out by the time she gets it home anyway.  Not much of a win.