Merry Christmas and a Happy New year to you and Paul and to all on the forum, even you Bunter, can`t eat a label what ever next. Due to your prowess with internet advice you are forgiven so you can have a Merry Christmas as well Bunter.

Depression has set in here at the shack on the hill. For the first time in history I was organised I put it down to all the Harry Potter books I had been listening to. As a surprise to the wife I did the one fingered tap to the man with the van sending him my Xmas goody list, then telling the wife I had a nice surprise this year, none of my baking. At this her face lit up that got me a little worried as I didn`t think my homemade mince pies were that bad, maybe dangerous to the stomach but not that bad. Happily I set off shopping ( well as happy as I can be )returning home the self important alpha male I made the big exposure and flashed open the bag. Somewhat bewildered she looked and said cheese and a lot of it. So with my usual flare I said not just cheese but CHEESE to be eaten with the mince pies winging their way from the UK. Sadly my moment of glory was shortlived as the email from the man in the van said very sorry due to a computer error he had lost our list so no goodies for Xmas for us. Custard creams and cheese just is not the same but am still enjoying the kids audio books.
Yours a constipated Bulldog.