I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling...

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to
visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When
she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
replied, He had a heart attack while we were making love


Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing
our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was
when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the
right rhythm. Nice and slow and even...

Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be
alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

very funny Ian. xx ;D