Reminds me of a Spanish joke that is doing the rounds....

Dos moros se encuentran por las Ramblas de Barcelona, y uno le dice al otro:
- ¿Cuánto dinero te has sacado hoy?.
Y el otro responde:
- 3 Euros.
¿Y qué has escrito en el cartel?. - pregunta el moro.
- Pues lo típico, "tengo mujer y dos hijos". ¿Y tú, cuánto te has sacado hoy?.
- 3.000 Euros.
El otro asombrado le pregunta:
¿Y qué has escrito en el cartel?.
El moro responde :
- "Me faltan 6 Euros para volverme a Marruecos".

For those of you who don't understand Spanish, here's a translation:

Two Moroccans meet in the Ramblas in Barcelona and one says to the other:
-How much money have you taken today?
The other responded:
- 3 euros
- And what have you written on your card? asked the Moroccan
- The typical, I have a wife and two children. And you, how much have you taken today?
- 3000 euros
The other, amazed, asked:
- And what have you written on your card?
The Morrocan responded:
- "I only need 6 euros more to get back to Morocco"