.......so, just to recap, we get flies through the day, and, as they go, the black flies come out- ( but briefly with us both at the same time). Swiftly followed by the moths , fling ants, some sort of glow worm moth, B52 bombers - cleverly camouflaged  as a flying beetle, and generally anything else that can make your life a misery!  Now, - we are here to open a naturist holiday resort, so this is going to be a "mission impossible" situation, so, taking a lead from that splendid chap Jeremy Clarkson, i have come up with a really clever idea. We are now going to open as a "Deep-sea diving, and Deep River diving" resort. This ensures that our guests will get up in the morning and immediately put on their wet suits (complete with facemask, snorkle and flippers, of course), and keep them on all day. Fantastic!. A 3mm thick neoprene barrier! Thus they will never be bothered about the million and one flies etc that are trying to get at them. Perfect solution i think! It's this or perhaps moving to somewhere fly-less. Any ideas?