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Message started by Nigel on Nov 28th, 2008 at 11:55am

Title: Re: Now why did I leave the UK - know a good joke?
Post by hazelnut on Dec 9th, 2008 at 9:07pm

wrote on Nov 29th, 2008 at 5:32pm:
And what about us poor down trodden Brits....no more Bah bah black sheep in the classrooms just in case we upset our coloured brethren,no Red arrows flying at the london olympics just in case it offends all those who we have dealt out a severe slapping to in the many conflicts we've been involved in.Fortunately not many have cottoned on to us still being able to wind the French up by sticking the V's up  in memory of the longbow men at Agincourt.


Re nursery Rhymes now they have banned the three little pigs as it may offend Muslims living in the UK and Newcastle Council for Education approved a new nursery Rhyme of the The Three Little cowboy Builders, to replace the three little pigs, the Eco Cowboy Builder built his house out of straw, The Coppice Cowboy Builder built his house out of Twigs, and the Master Mason Cowboy Builder built his house out of bricks, Blindfolded  with a bare breast and one trouser leg rolled up, but they all had their houses knocked down because they built them without any planning permission!!

How come the Jews are not offended ? as their religion classes the pig as a dirty animal, and I am sure there are more Jewish people living in the UK than Muslims!!

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