Incase anyone missed this it is a good read with a strong cup of something. Personally I just hate O'Lairy, but certainly could not do without Ryanair, must agree though its certainly the way forward so shouldn't complain. Wouldn't you just want him running your company? Have booked tickets to Bournemouth for two, 4 cents return so by the time we go will probably have to pay more to park the car in Reus.                                                                                                                             http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-1163879/Ryanair-How-avoid-Mr-OLearys-320-sting-privilege-check-in.html

Hi Suejay

I don't see the problem!! :o

If you have booked on line, Payed by debit or credit on line, printed your ticket on line, and now all you have to do is check in on line!! what is the problem?

Even if you haven't got a computer, you could get the kids to book for you, you never know you might get them to pay as well!! tee hee I don't think so

What I am Waiting for is a fat B**tard Tax, if you are over 14 stone you pay €4 per kilo over, that will get the slimming clubs populated, and get some of the couch potatoes going to salou and port aventura in a spin.

Why should you pay more for luggage when you can be 20 stone and pay nothing extra

Cummon Gerry you are missing an opportunity ;D ;D ;D

Stuart
Couldn't agree with you more especially the FB tax, but if you wanted to cut down on your luggage weight you could use that to your advantage and wear all the clothes you wanted to take. Liked the bit in the blog about toilet charges - After you finished your coffee pee in the cup and hand back to the air crew, mind you for anything else you would have to order the American size coke, {well speaking personally anyway}.  Another one which O'Lairy himself liked was to sell the toilet paper with his face printed on it. 3 pieces £1, one wipe up, one wipe down, and a shine.

I'm over 14 stone,do I qualify as a 'fat ba$tard' and a 'couch potato'!!!!!?? and who's Gerry ?

OOOPS Over to you Stuart

Ooh ooh I am looking forward to following this post!  ;D
No foul language and no hitting below the belt.
At the sound of the bell..... ;)

ah ah ah ah you lot are soooooooooooooooo funny  8-)toilet paper with someones face on it ahah so funny

Can I say that the best bit would be flushing the face of Mr O'leary down his own loo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............and I think I would even pay for the chance.

                                               Old Nelson ::)

wrote on Mar 30^th, 2009 at 10:59pm:

Hi Suejay I don't see the problem!! :o If you have booked on line, Payed by debit or credit on line, printed your ticket on line, and now all you have to do is check in on line!! what is the problem? Even if you haven't got a computer, you could get the kids to book for you, you never know you might get them to pay as well!! tee hee I don't think so What I am Waiting for is a fat B**tard Tax, if you are over 14 stone you pay €4 per kilo over, that will get the slimming clubs populated, and get some of the couch potatoes going to salou and port aventura in a spin. Why should you pay more for luggage when you can be 20 stone and pay nothing extra Cummon Gerry you are missing an opportunity ;D ;D ;D

I am 16 stone, but not fat, however, I am a bastard, do I get a 50% discount on this new tax ?

Roswell
Just for that reply alone you deserve a 50% discount but why hasn't Gerry replied?

Miss Salou and runners up 2008!!!!!!!!!! Do they qualify?

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Sujay,   Do you have their telephone numbers?      [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]  

tel 0800 88 88 88

too many pies  ;)

With lots of meat in them !!!!!!!

Anyone for a caption contest.........


"Get off the beach ladies,the tide is trying to get in."

wrote on Apr 1^st, 2009 at 9:35am:

tel 0800 88 88 88

BINGO!    [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

Full House

Does my bum look big in this

Which one of you has got my wrinkle cream ?

I've always wanted to have be a beach bum.

No1 is thinking ...  ~time for No2 to get her frontal wedgie as well~


Joking aside, it is nice to see some of the lady Tortosa forummers having a get together.   :-)

wrote on Mar 31^st, 2009 at 9:55am:

I'm over 14 stone,do I qualify as a 'fat ba$tard' and a 'couch potato'!!!!!?? and who's Gerry ?

I think its Gerry O'Leiry the Ryan air Head Honcho

I thought it was Michael O'leary but prefer Lairy due to the dictonary definition, and as for The Forum Ladies, we were lucky to get away with Nobrot's preferred PC term Illigitimate Couch Potato.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Lairy

Looks like anyone staying in Spain will get some ( ? ) money from Ryanair ... enough to pay for a £3 flight anyway ....

http://www.ryanair.com/en/notices/gops/100414-EU261_ENTITLEMENTS-GB

;D

How come their bums are on the wrong way round? They must be very flexible! ;D

Has anyone managed to get a Ryanair Mastercard? It seems to be the only way to avoid those annoying booking fees (£40 for a family of 4 both ways) I put in for mine about 2 months ago and haven't received it yet! Why should it take so long? Is it just another way to claw in the money, ie. the longer they take to dole them out the more they make in booking fees!
PS. Can anyone explain why flying to Reus with Ryanair incurred taxes and flying to Valencia didn't? Is this to do with the airport itself? We have booked to fly to Valencia this year as it was so much more to Reus because of these taxes! Confused- I AM! :D