Scientists have discovered that Beer contains female hormones !! :-/
Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a
Recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.  :o
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .  :-[
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
Period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :_
1) Argued over nothing. >:(
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. ::)
3) Gained weight. :P
4) Talked excessively without making sense.  :D
5) Became overly emotional :-*
6) Couldn't parrallel park. :(
7) Failed to think rationally. :o
8) Had to sit down while urinating. :-[
9) Had to turn a map upside down to give directions ;)
10)Started Tidying up the beermats and cleaning the table :-/

No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

Boy am I going to get some flack from the ladies on the Forum!! >:(
Tee Hee ;D

wrote on May 4^th, 2009 at 1:14pm:

Scientists have discovered that Beer contains female hormones !! :-/ Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a Recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.  :o The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .  :-[ To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour Period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :_ 1) Argued over nothing. >:( 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. ::) 3) Gained weight. :P 4) Talked excessively without making sense.  :D 5) Became overly emotional :-* 6) Couldn't parrallel park. :( 7) Failed to think rationally. :o 8) Had to sit down while urinating. :-[ 9) Had to turn a map upside down to give directions ;) 10)Started Tidying up the beermats and cleaning the table :-/ No further testing was considered necessary. Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer! Boy am I going to get some flack from the ladies on the Forum!! >:( Tee Hee ;D

Gosh this is a blast from the past. I attended Wits University where I discovered the joys of beer drinking!!
Aside: this is the normal male behaviour when out on the razzle in British drinking establishments. The reason they have to sit down to "relieve" themselves is because they are too inebriated to stand up vertical after 2 pints let alone 8 per hour! Men swing from one end of spectrum from argumentative to driveling, sniveling emotional twaddle after 8 pints, with arms around their mate telling them how much they 'love' them ...bands of brothers etc. After 8 pints a male could not even focus on directions on a map, even if he was the cartographer himself!  Woman wouldn't try parallel parking under the influence - they would have had the good sense to leave the car at home. While a male would attempt to parallel park in a bus zone. Besides men as a rule of thumb do not apologize when they are in the wrong. They  are are too arrogant to think this could ever be the case. woman have to tidy up the beer mats as men shred them in share frustration or have used them to mop up their spilled beer. A note on map reading why do more men have automatic route finders in their cars than ladies do? I rest my case.

See I knew there would be one who couldn't resist and take it seriously!! ;D ;D ;D

Fooled you then. I couldn't stop laughing while I was replying.... :P :P :P