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Message started by hazelnut on May 4th, 2009 at 1:14pm

Title: This is Very Worrying!!
Post by hazelnut on May 4th, 2009 at 1:14pm
Scientists have discovered that Beer contains female hormones !! :-/
Last month, Wits University and RAU scientists released the results of a
Recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.  :o
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women .  :-[
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour
Period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :_
1) Argued over nothing. >:(
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. ::)
3) Gained weight. :P
4) Talked excessively without making sense.  :D
5) Became overly emotional :-*
6) Couldn't parrallel park. :(
7) Failed to think rationally. :o
8) Had to sit down while urinating. :-[
9) Had to turn a map upside down to give directions ;)
10)Started Tidying up the beermats and cleaning the table :-/

No further testing was considered necessary.
Send this to the men you know to warn them about drinking too much beer!

Boy am I going to get some flack from the ladies on the Forum!! >:(
Tee Hee ;D

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