Ryanair are to charge extra for girls who have their navel showing

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Having scrutinised the photo quite thoroughly,I'm not entirely convinced that's her navel Steve.Please confirm and report back.

I wonder if Trinny and Suzzana could help her out in the clothes department, or would she be better going to the army and navy stores for a tent!! ;) ;)

Just so long as she doesn't consider Naturism !! that would be scary :o :o

And I bet that Ryan Air sized hand luggage with her hand poked in it is full of cakes and pies just in case she gets peckish before the next McDonalds

I think she could tie them tits in a bow!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

Feel sorry for the Ryan air seats tho!! :'( :'( :'(

Are you sure it is HER navel?  I suspect she has got another person in there with her and is trying to avoid paying Mr O'Dreary an extra check-in charge/credit card charge etc etc.   :)

Is this the new Ryan Air bench mark? :-/

Bench installed at every check in!! if it breaks you pay extra!! ;D ;D ;D

Can you imagine if you had to sit next to her on the flight! Doesn't bear thinking about!! :-/ :-/ :-/

oh for god sake   >:(give it a rest

You don't have to read the comments if you don't want to!! ;)

We don't need to give it a rest, but I think the lady on the bench does!!

wrote on Jun 8^th, 2009 at 7:09pm:

oh for god sake   >:(give it a rest

One for Nen!!

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wrote on Jun 8^th, 2009 at 8:56pm:

wrote on Jun 8th, 2009 at 7:09pm: oh for god sake   >:(give it a rest One for Nen!!

i am so pleased you put a photo up of yourself hazelnut    ;Dvery nice ::)

Meeeoooww!! ;)

wrote on Jun 8^th, 2009 at 8:56pm:

wrote on Jun 8th, 2009 at 7:09pm: oh for god sake   >:(give it a rest One for Nen!!

LOL

James,
         do you intend to make any comments on the forum or are you just putting smileys on to get your add at the bottom of the posting for JPT ENTERPRISES shown??????                              
                                    Old nelson.

wrote on Jun 9^th, 2009 at 10:21pm:

James,          do you intend to make any comments on the forum or are you just putting smileys on to get your add at the bottom of the posting for JPT ENTERPRISES shown??????                                                                   Old nelson.

Not at all. Found it funny. Is that a crime??  I have made a few but at the momment people aren't really posting much to make comments on!!

Edited just for you. :)

Hi James

I think your footer note is a form of advertising for a commercial business, and I didn't see you on the commercial adverts under Transport and Delivery Services!!  ;)

Forum rules make it fair for everyone!! ::)

So please contact Nigel if you wish to advertise on the forum admin@tortosaforum.com
!! :-/

Stuart

ps I don't sell tractors, Cactus Jack Doesn't sell Cactii, and Old Nelson doesn't sell Sailing Ships, well I don't think so ;D ;D ;D

wrote on Jun 10^th, 2009 at 8:30am:

....... ps I don't sell tractors, Cactus Jack Doesn't sell Cactii, and Old Nelson doesn't sell Sailing Ships, well I don't think so ;D ;D ;D

Interestingly, you seem to have left out Nobrot .... ?

wrote on Jun 10^th, 2009 at 10:36am:

wrote on Jun 10th, 2009 at 8:30am: ....... ps I don't sell tractors, Cactus Jack Doesn't sell Cactii, and Old Nelson doesn't sell Sailing Ships, well I don't think so ;D ;D ;D Interestingly, you seem to have left out Nobrot .... ?

No body would want to buy THAT!!!!!!
PS wanna buy a baby cactus? ( is that going from one small prick to another) [smiley=evil.gif]

Fair play to James,back to bit of free advertising.If you can do it,do it,I do via my web site link and so does Hazelnut,even though it doesn't work.......and I'm sure Nigel is a big enough boy to sort the advertising out without any body elses help.

I think that's petty. I've just looked at the transport section in the business directory. I wouldn't pay a euro to put an ad in there.
Most of us are trying to make a crust and yes, we have to put ourselves about as must as possible. Hardly blatant is it?
I see he does advertise in the Olive Press so it's obviously a case of value for money.
Pete (no connection to jpt whatever)

wrote on Jun 10^th, 2009 at 8:30am:

Hi James I didn't see you on the commercial adverts under Transport and Delivery Services!!  ;) Forum rules make it fair for everyone!! ::) So please contact Nigel if you wish to advertise on the forum admin@tortosaforum.com !! :-/

Has been done. Nigel is fully aware. Nigel did agree to my username. Had a email today with payment details. I hope to be in print very soon!!

I don't mean to piss people off but some could be a bit more polite. People could be put off using this forum.



PlanesPete wrote on Jun 10^th, 2009 at 2:28pm:

I think that's petty. I've just looked at the transport section in the business directory. I wouldn't pay a euro to put an ad in there. Most of us are trying to make a crust and yes, we have to put ourselves about as must as possible. Hardly blatant is it? I see he does advertise in the Olive Press so it's obviously a case of value for money. Pete (no connection to jpt whatever)

And 70 Euro's to advertise on here is very good value for money.

Over to you GOM.   [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]

wrote on Jun 10^th, 2009 at 1:13pm:

Fair play to James,back to bit of free advertising.If you can do it,do it,I do via my web site link and so does Hazelnut,even though it doesn't work.......and I'm sure Nigel is a big enough boy to sort the advertising out without any body elses help.

;) ;) ;)  Thanks. I'm new to the forum. I' just trying to be friendly, make a few friends and help if possible. :) :) :)

good 4 u james i look forward to seeing your advert online and i understand what hazelnut is getting at after last years happenings as we nearly lost the forum due 2 some1 not willing 2 pay 2 advertise

James,
         stand back and review some of the posts and comments which have been made in this Forum and you will see that 99% of them are a mix of advice, good humour and mickey taking but are with lots of goodwill as well,  keep on reading and laughing and you will find friends here if you want them.

Anyway after that strain on the brain I think I'll get back to my knitting if I can find my monocle..............
                              Old nelson.

A little bird (not a spotted flycatcher) has let it be known to me that RyanAir are going to take an axe to the schedules from Reus (and other airports eg Perpignan) for the winter season.  Obviously it is too early to know what the score will be for next summer.  Entire routes may get the chop.  If anyone is able to clarify the situation it would be appreciated by many I'm sure.  Needless to say there is nothing on the RyanAir web-site as Mr O'Dreary doesn't make a song and dance about bad news.  Given that it is not long since Reus was being hailed as a new 'base' by them I'm a little surprised - but these are interesting times.