James,
         stand back and review some of the posts and comments which have been made in this Forum and you will see that 99% of them are a mix of advice, good humour and mickey taking but are with lots of goodwill as well,  keep on reading and laughing and you will find friends here if you want them.

Anyway after that strain on the brain I think I'll get back to my knitting if I can find my monocle..............
                              Old nelson.