Never mind the futile attempts to control Wels Catfish, big tough guys spearing the monsters that bring in tourist money, how will they ever get all the tiddlers ? ... they wont and cant.

It may well however, prove to be a far more effective method of controlling Romanians, only a suicidal cretin would eat a top level predator from that river... Someone I  know swears you can see Mercury in the guts of the Lubina - Sea Bass they catch in the river, there is a Battery factory around Flix/Asco, near the leaky Power Nuclear Station that gets blamed for that.


Maybe it is not such a bad idea after all ?