Looks like O'dreary has done it again..................LOL

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1264006/Ryanair-hikes-luggage-charges-summer-toilet-tax-phased-in.html

I wouldn't mind spending a penny to pee but a euro is a bit steep ! I'll pee in my seat ( or worse ) and see how they like that!!!
What if you get the runs, you might run out of euros and that would be really embarrassing ....
So we will all need to put a euro in the slot eh! That is a bit old fashioned Leary, why don't you move with the times ( I do every morning) and issue 'c r a p cards', you could do air mile points too, the more you sh**te the more points you earn....you could also have Leary Loo roll with a picture of your  face on, or failing that Simon Cowel, either will do!!!!

I like the idea of crap/pee scratch cards as long as its not a scratch and sniff card

They will probably sell as well as the win a car scratch cards I haven't seen anyone buy one yet

As an ex rugby player with numerous 'tours' under my belt I can reccomend the use of condoms for gentlemen 'under pressure'.... a most satisfactory method when not wanting to stop the coach on the motorway for the 15th time I found. Rugby humour being what it was, a mates pocket or kit bag served as a depository for the used item....but Im sure those luvverly girls in blue would collect it with the old mags etc.....
...... ;)

Have you noticed that the the robbing basket is now charging £30 for a previously booked suitcase!!  It's cheaper to DHL stuff over than bring it with you. One of my mental justifications for a quick trip back (apart from a few pints of proper beer) was to bring a suitcase full of goodies back. O'Dreary has lost the flights and the bags revenue from me now. Goose - Golden Egg?

This is a load of ......... rubbish.  The B737-800 is certificated for 189 seats.  That's it.  Full stop.  No budging.  There is no requirement for any private or commercial aeroplane to have toilets; therefore wonder what happens when a team of burly rugby guys fly from UK to Eire for a weekend away......a few (phew?) jars prior boarding.... bladders full en route..... a pound?  A POUND? Are you joking?  Clear this up!  

And of course the fear of a full bladder prevents anyone buying a drink on board so coffee sales on board eire o'flot will fall.  

Well done O'Leary; hitting the family with kids again.

Like the condom idea but make sure you take a muti-pack that includes femidoms! Then you can throw them from the landing stage and see if they burst........

PlanesPete wrote on Apr 9^th, 2010 at 2:54pm:

Have you noticed that the the robbing basket is now charging £30 for a previously booked suitcase!!  It's cheaper to DHL stuff over than bring it with you. One of my mental justifications for a quick trip back (apart from a few pints of proper beer) was to bring a suitcase full of goodies back. O'Dreary has lost the flights and the bags revenue from me now. Goose - Golden Egg?

When was the last time you checked DHL prices ? I think you may be in for a shock.