As an ex rugby player with numerous 'tours' under my belt I can reccomend the use of condoms for gentlemen 'under pressure'.... a most satisfactory method when not wanting to stop the coach on the motorway for the 15th time I found. Rugby humour being what it was, a mates pocket or kit bag served as a depository for the used item....but Im sure those luvverly girls in blue would collect it with the old mags etc.....
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