LOL, no, it is not a joke... one lady told me yesterday the Herbicides were the reason for their decline. Just 2 in a Paella and it has an amazing aroma of Rosemary

Apsaragus bandits were around a month or 2 ago, anything unfenced got well trawled by passing banditos.

No Ceps around here, think the Pyrenees are the nearest, but 1hr before daybreak a few months ago there were high speed races/convoys up into the Park Dels Ports to get the best mushrooms and parking spots.