David.

In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance.  The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US resident, which was posted on the Internet.  It's funny, as well as informative, and proves that one still has to use common sense and put things in context when interpreting any religious text:


Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law.  I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can.  When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination ... End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations.  A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians.  Can you clarify?  Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7.  In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24.  The problem is how do I tell?  I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9.  The problem is my neighbors.  They claim the odor is not pleasing to them.  Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath.  Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death.  Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality.  I don't agree.  Can you settle this?  Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight.  I have to admit that I wear reading glasses.  Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27.  How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm.  He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend).  He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot.  Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16.  Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan.


James M. Kauffman, Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Dept. Of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special Education University of Virginia
 
 
              (It would be a damn shame if we couldn't own a Canadian :)

I am going to live my life by the rules of Leviticus......It sounds great, Hey I might even become religous :D

Quite right....Power to the PFJ or is that the JPF

Splitter!! any one for a larks tongue or a wolfs nipple tip?

Thanks Hazelnut - that made me laugh a LOT.  Praise the Lord!

Thats my Job!! I like to look at life with a bit of a chuckle!!

I'm Not Really a grumps Honest, But the Miss's won't agree ::) ::)

But then I only seem to have got grumpy since I came to Catalunya and its antiquated and out of date paperwork system and rules!!

I wonder if in England they instigated a system where if you if you were a foreigner and wished to started a business you had to employ and English person as a partner!!

wrote on Jul 7^th, 2010 at 10:31pm:

Thats my Job!! I like to look at life with a bit of a chuckle!! I'm Not Really a grumps Honest, But the Miss's won't agree ::) ::) But then I only seem to have got grumpy since I came to Catalunya and its antiquated and out of date paperwork system and rules!! I wonder if in England they instigated a system where if you if you were a foreigner and wished to started a business you had to employ and English person as a partner!!

There is a similar system in England already, but the rules are that if you are English and wish to be in Business you have to Employ an English partner on a 50/50 basis, it works like this you have the idea, invest the money, do the graft, pay the bills then you new partner THE %@?!ARD TAXMAN takes what is left >:( :'(

wrote on Jul 3^rd, 2010 at 1:37pm:

Quite right....Power to the PFJ or is that the JPF

Just a Reminder for those not in the know!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS-0Az7dgRY

Without question the funniest film ever....