Dear All,
As you can see from my opening words I am now treating the situation at the afore said airport in my official capacity as revolution co-ordinator. To put some peoples mind at ease I used Goole earth ( Capitalist Swines ) and have discovered where the careless person has placed the missing airport. In future just call me Holmes with my less than willing other half as Watson. As for the UK gov. I have spoken to the relevant people ( a rather simple young man called Clegg ) he asked had they invaded us and if not calling him El Prat was rather rude. We ended on friendly terms as he stated the way things were he may in a few years time have to find a home in Spain and hopes I do find the airport. As for the second point of a nationalised service he stated the UK has been successfully running at a loss for decades and if we needed advice how to do this a senior gov. official would be happy to come and explain how its done. At this time seeing a number of complaints about Little Britian I have spoken to Tim who has agreed to supply the impending revolutionary committee who's members will be voted upon on this very same forum in the near future with out of date ginger nut biscuits, so now just the whist drive to put in place. Rest easy comrades this will be a truly British revolution of course it must wait till after the holidays.
Your Leader in waiting Bulldog.