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Message started by spanishcatfishing on Jul 18th, 2011 at 9:14am

Title: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by spanishcatfishing on Jul 18th, 2011 at 9:14am

Cataluņa is to ban prostitution on its roads before the end of the year. The Generalitat regional government will issue fines on both the roads it is responsible for, and on state roads, for both the prostitutes and their clients.




Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by Ebrovoice on Jul 18th, 2011 at 9:56am
I wonder if the girls will offer them a discount ...?

However, I did notice a plastic white chair discarded at the end of a side road in Raval de Christ on the weekend.

Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by El Alto on Jul 18th, 2011 at 9:59am
Must be a disaster for the producers of white plastic chairs  ;D

Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by Ritaratbag on Jul 18th, 2011 at 10:14am
Not before time, this is stopping on the roads here.
Anyone looking for job lot of plastic chairs, look out for 'end of season' bargain!

Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by susanita on Jul 18th, 2011 at 11:45am
Apparently the reason for banning the prostitutes is because they are considered a 'traffic hazard'  :-?

Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by Nobrot on Jul 18th, 2011 at 2:50pm
Just came along there this morning and I must say it was a delight....the standard of 'worker' has definately risen over the past year or so.Gone are the rubber clad slappers and in are a right bevvy of leggy beauties,well worth pulling off into a layby for.Long may they stay.I shall be writing to my MP and also a strongly worded letter to the Guardian.

Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by almendra on Jul 18th, 2011 at 3:08pm
HMMM, so how did you get your name???? ;D

Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by cactus jack on Jul 19th, 2011 at 8:24am

wrote on Jul 18th, 2011 at 2:50pm:
Just came along there this morning and I must say it was a delight....the standard of 'worker' has definately risen over the past year or so.Gone are the rubber clad slappers and in are a right bevvy of leggy beauties,well worth pulling off into a layby for.Long may they stay.I shall be writing to my MP and also a strongly worded letter to the Guardian.


Did they still charge you the same as last time? ;D

Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by Nobrot on Jul 19th, 2011 at 8:30am
Why,you thinking of reinstating your loyalty bonus card.I'll ask someone.

Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by Tony on Jul 19th, 2011 at 10:26am
I have also noted some using red plastic chairs lately as supplied by a certain brewery.  Are their services being subsidised ?

Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by Ritaratbag on Jul 19th, 2011 at 10:42am
Drunk and disorderly!

Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by cactus jack on Jul 19th, 2011 at 11:35am
Saving up the loyalty points for a tea set. Just need the saucers now. Another week should do it. ;)

Title: Re: Workers on N340 stopped
Post by Bulldog on Jul 19th, 2011 at 7:03pm
Is it my age, not one to miss an opportunity, first thing this morning set off in my Robin Reliant full of coloured plastic chairs to hunt down these new road workers, found nothing but scantly clad women who when approached about the purchase of my lovely new chairs had a language problem they kept kissing me and trying to undress me, did not sell a single chair and I am well and truly out of pocket. Be warned female road workers do not buy plastic chairs and  are very touchy feely. Anyone wanting to buy a Robin Reliant full of plastic chairs covered in lipstick contact.
A very confused Bulldog 

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