Oh for a Manchester morning !!! From the scorching metropolis of Tortosa I had to take a trip to the freezing wastelands of Perello. If you up north had the heat this summer that we gentle folk in the south have been subjected to, there would be no talk of a cool summer. E.G. Hospitalised by a kamikaze heat demented insect ( the on going search continues, as vengence is mine sayeth the Bulldog ) which is still unidentified. The attack happened while evading the attentions of the hoodies of the insect world The Spanish wasp ( a group of which were mugging a already heat stroked bee. ) The heat of the day seemed to worsen by night, to the point where the other half and I had to start using the economy air condition unit ( a small black man. A recent reject from the 9/11 attack who wafted us with a large dog book while we laid in bed wearing nothing but a smile ) So I say to you, the hard people of the north a cold wet Manchester morning would do us the world of good.
Yours a overheated Bulldog.