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General Chat Topics >> Weather and Flies >> F.B.I http://www.tortosaforum.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1316882604 Message started by Bulldog on Sep 24^th, 2011 at 6:43pm

Title: F.B.I
Post by Bulldog on Sep 24^th, 2011 at 6:43pm

Chief investigating agent ( Bulldog of fly bureau investigations ) urgent message to all expats danger from new swarm of house flies, looking for where these flies came from, so as they can be posted back. Updates to follow.
Yours F.B.I agent Bulldog.

Title: Re: F.B.I
Post by Ritaratbag on Sep 24^th, 2011 at 7:48pm

Trace back to where tractors and trailers have been dumping piles of Poo, in the campo, recently.
Should be spread but is usually left in big piles.

Title: Re: F.B.I
Post by cactus jack on Sep 24^th, 2011 at 7:54pm

I think there may be some association between poo and piles.
Flies have disappeared up here since this mornings advertised thunderstorms (ok 2mm of rain is something, but I cant see my olives getting any bigger yet)
Blue skies again...............

Title: Re: F.B.I
Post by Bulldog on Sep 27^th, 2011 at 6:46pm

Many thanks to my undercover agents for information supplied but I'm afraid you have been misinformed. Firstly before resigning I accept responsibility for some of the flies as I have suffered from piles for many years and before leaving the F.B.I. I will be undergoing an internal investigation BUT accusations against Phoo bear are unfounded and are slander by Tigger the tiger now known as Nick Clegg. Just one thing C.J I've seen your Olive in Simply and she is getting bigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours An embarrassed Bulldog