Results of recent Vice president elections to the G.A. club. Two candidates as follows Huw Need-me a person known for his charitable works for the homeless and abandoned children. His opponent C. J. a glass top Frisbee thrower and a would be mountain man who came in Bermuda shorts ,flip-flops and a tie. A speech was given by both men. Huw talked about the goodwill to all men. while C.J. who came on his donkey which was wearing a fur coat who C.J. insisted was a grizzly bear drank half a bottle of whiskey and sang dirty ditty's ( which I the president thought was in good taste. ) All members and committee were given a piece of blank paper ( with C.J. name on it ) and told to vote for who they wanted. Members present 1. committee members 1. total 1, ( just me the president ) I left the room because it was a secret ballet then returned with my piece of paper for the count, 2 hours later C.J. now the worse for wear and me blind drunk the results were announced a landslide victory, as follows Huw o votes C.J. 1 vote. So welcome aboard vice president C.J. Huw took his defeat in good heart and excepted the only free position of toilet cleaner.
Yours the ever growing G.A. club founder president Bulldog.