Hi, C. J.
It is with deep regret that I must go onto this forum and inform all the members that since causing the Euro crisis and instability in the E.U. by panic withdrawing your life savings of €9.27 and causing a rush on the banks, you were seen spending all this money on donkey treats except for ten cents which you kept for your weekly game of pitch and toss with a one-eyed dwarf outside of Lidls SO COME CLEAN IT IS CHRISTMAS. ( If A.S.Macdonald is reading this any chance of a sub.)
Yours the phonehacking reporter Bulldog.