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Title: Wanna - be a doctor. Post by Bulldog on Feb 10th, 2012 at 3:24pm
Hi,
Help required in checking answers to postal entrance exam to become an Irish medical Doctor. Medical meaning of following technical terms: Q. Artery: A. The study of painting. Q. Bacteria: A. Back door to cafeteria. Q. Barium: A. What Doctors do when patients die. Q. Enema: A. Not a friend. Q. Labour pains: A. Getting hurt at work. Q. Post operative: A. Letter carrier. Q. Terminal illness: A. Getting sick at the airport. Q. Urine: A. Opposite of you're out. As this is my first exam in many years any help with the answers above gratefully received. Yours Aspiring Doctor Bulldog. |
Title: Re: Wanna - be a doctor. Post by Ritaratbag on Feb 10th, 2012 at 3:54pm
Just keep taking the tablets!
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Title: Re: Wanna - be a doctor. Post by Huw on Feb 10th, 2012 at 10:43pm
I seem to have met doctors that qualified at the same place occasionally
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