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Message started by Bulldog on Feb 10th, 2012 at 3:24pm

Title: Wanna - be a doctor.
Post by Bulldog on Feb 10th, 2012 at 3:24pm
Hi,
Help required in checking answers to postal entrance exam to become an Irish medical Doctor.
Medical meaning of following technical terms:
Q. Artery: A. The study of painting.
Q. Bacteria: A. Back door to cafeteria.
Q. Barium: A. What Doctors do when patients die.
Q. Enema: A. Not a friend.
Q. Labour pains: A. Getting hurt at work.
Q. Post operative: A. Letter carrier.
Q. Terminal illness: A. Getting sick at the airport.
Q. Urine: A. Opposite of you're out.
As this is my first exam in many years any help with the answers above gratefully received.
Yours Aspiring Doctor Bulldog. 

Title: Re: Wanna - be a doctor.
Post by Ritaratbag on Feb 10th, 2012 at 3:54pm
Just keep taking the tablets!

Title: Re: Wanna - be a doctor.
Post by Huw on Feb 10th, 2012 at 10:43pm
I seem to have met doctors that qualified at the same place occasionally

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