No. Catch 22 was you could only get out of your tour of duty if you were insane but going insane under those conditions was normal therefore you weren't insane and didn't qualify to get out of your tour of duty. Literary quotations are best if you have read the book. I can lend it you if you want. : )

I've found an excavator is the best way to remove any tree stump and I've pulled a few. I'm  sure there are forum members that can put you in touch with someone. I know someone that found a guy with a full size jcb at a very reasonable price for a job and can put you in touch if you wish. Alternatively I have one if you can figure out transport for a 3 ton machine.
Bruixot