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Message started by munkonminor on Mar 5th, 2014 at 7:08pm

Title: Bulldog
Post by munkonminor on Mar 5th, 2014 at 7:08pm
I'm fretting as Bulldog hasn't posted for quite a while, has he been taken to the home for the bewildered ?

Yes, I know I have posted under Fruit, NUTS and vegetables....

Title: Re: Bulldog
Post by Smidge on Mar 5th, 2014 at 7:32pm
You are right Munk, I wonder if he is okay?  :(

Title: Re: Bulldog
Post by Bulldog on Mar 5th, 2014 at 7:52pm
Hi,
Many thanks for the concern showed ( wish the wife was ).
Now back at the shack after my short stay at the psychiatry ward for gentle folk, it was nice to see so many forum members also interned there.
I was lucky enough to have access to the questions that the Doctor's were to ask before my release. So I am writing the test and hope this will be of help to my fellow members who are in the que to go in.
Take your time and read each line alound without a mistake.
Sadly the average forum member will not be able to do this.
1.This is this cat.
2.This is is cat.
3.This is how cat.
4This is to cat.
5.This is keep cat.
6.This is an cat.
7.This is old cat.
8.This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10.This is for cat.
11.This is forty cat.
12.This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down. I passed the test, so good luck to all you gentle folk.
Yours a nearly normal Bulldog. 

   

Title: Re: Bulldog
Post by Ritaratbag on Mar 5th, 2014 at 7:55pm
only forty seconds!

Title: Re: Bulldog
Post by robo on Mar 5th, 2014 at 8:54pm
I used to work with a guy who's nickname was   "the bald cat"
he was always asking for 50 pence as he had no fare

Title: Re: Bulldog
Post by Smidge on Mar 6th, 2014 at 11:03am
Phew! yes I see Bulldog is his usual self.
Robo, be careful ,living up on that mountain could be taking its toal. Look at Bulldog.  :)

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