Nigel, I think your democracy just died of heart failure

http://www.moroccoworldnews.com/2014/09/139335/cataluna-offers-moroccans-arabic-islam-education-in-return-for-a-yes-in-the-referendum/

I can only hope i will be bribed by them putting my favourite TV shows on Channel 3 and sending an ample supply of free pork pies round every month. 

PS  I think there's a free bottle of whisky for everyone who votes 'yes' in Scotland tomorrow care of a certain A. Salmond