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Message started by Bunter on Jun 11th, 2015 at 1:52am

Title: Re: Rain is on way
Post by Bulldog on Jun 12th, 2015 at 7:26pm
Dear fellow members, you have got hold of the wrong end of the stick, the above actions were simple cause and effect as follows. While showing my good friend Rita the sacred mountain of Mt Caro and the lost temple of the gentle folks of the forum, Rita decided to take a selfie on the sacred mountain so while reversing the car ready to leave what I did not know was Rita's clothing was caught in the door and her hand and facial gestures were not a sign of wonderment but of anger as I pressed the pedal to the metal leaving her in a embarrassing position now being secured to the vehicle with her knicker elastic only, hence as she was launched over the side of the mountain referred to here as Bungee jumping. So I hope this clears these rumours up once and for all.
Yours a bruised faced Bulldog.      

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