Dear Michael,
My shack on the hill clings on, at the foot of the sacred mountain and I doubt the Gods look down on me kindly as I get more than my fair share of snakes,creepy crawlies and thunderstorms. You state my dressing gown may not have been secured in a decent manner but I can ensure you my gapings were completely enclosed as stated in the gentle folks forum manual for casual wear reg 4. Her indoors has just taken great pleasure in pointing out that I should look at the rear seating area of my gown that she states is in constant use. Sorry to have questioned your wisdom Michael and more care will be taken in the future.
Yours a Bulldog guilty as found.