Having just returned from my tax haven break holiday, I have read the scandalous claims that I have a pension of only 30k a month. I dispute this poor mans figure as having now become one of the few northern whippet breeding and woodbine smoking entrepreneurs and flat cap tossing champion ( only beaten once in my lifetime by a dicky eyed lesbian mud wrestler who is a Mothercare bouncer.) to be elected to the post of vice president of the forums gentle folks very rich club. As to become a mere member one must have in excess of 50k a week. As that man, begging Michael as I now call him would be fully aware of. Okay so I may have massaged the figures a little as that other well know member does, known to all as George Osborne ( we are all in this together or as he is sometimes known by the title of the rich mans tax evaders friend.)

Also after considering C.J. suggestion of carob picking analysis instead of robbing banks I think I will stick with the gun.

Yours hoping the carob picking robbers were not kept waiting as long as I always am at this branch, Bulldog.