From a birdwatching point of view chap's,one has never seen a short toed Twatter in mini skirt & gum boots,however using my field guide to European bird species, I was somewhat surprised to discover what this species iß known to spend most it's time doing!!!!!!!  For those of you in TF land who want to discover the habits of Twatters,use the website below.
WARNING. If you are easily offended,then just DON'T GO THERE!!!!!!
www.definition-of.com