Betty_Swollox wrote on Aug 15^th, 2015 at 11:50pm:

I'm surprised that anyone who purveys their services with a white plastic chair would take you to the other side of the road when the one they have  works well. My preferred alternative is to give La Senora the onerous task of looking after - and ergo being responsible for - the Shopping List . Try it, it might just save any blame

Dear B.S.
My ego somewhat deflated by her indoors busting out laughing saying if a woman was offering services she would have had a white stick and not a white chair which would also make her unsuitable to take charge of the shopping list.
Do you think she is having a go at me?
Yours a worried Bulldog.