Bulldog.  The reason there has been no apology forthcoming on this or any other platform is that I must plead not guilty m'lud.  Inspired by the picture of the two young ladies I will admit to harmlessly rearranging the word 'lemon' to read 'melon' but evidently it was switched back again by whoever played the prank on the word 'curd'.  Given your record of letter transference as witnessed in this very thread methinks thou protest too much and the spotlight is firmly on you.  (Possibly aided and abetted by Bunter.)

MICHAEL

PS  Are we meeting up for a large Gin & Irn Bru later?