Bunter.  I am affronted by the fact that you do not stick up for me in my defence and fail to point out that it could not possibly be me either for: 1. The reasons you have stated.  2. I don't cycle in lycra.  3.  I am not sponsored by Italians.  (Damart comfy winter woolies and my agent are in negotiations as to the renewal of their sponsorship of my tandem racing team.)  4. I am not allowed to cross the road without holding the hand of a responsible adult. 

Having said all that I can see why Rita mistook the situation.  I mean... look at us! 

Michael