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Typical americans - resort to chemical warfare - obviously no-one told then a natural product is very effective.

Snakes,frogs with disgusting nocturnal habits,toads,geckos behind the clock,bloody big beetles that look and sound like air sea rescue helicopters, ants that steal your croisants,wild boar digging up your garden,thunder and lightening storms that make the opening stages of the gulf war resemble a wet f*rt,torrential rain,undergrowth that waves it's private parts in the general direction of brushcutters etc,etc...
apart from that it couldn't be better.

Thank you both for the encouragement. Vipers, Wild Swine and the rest, I can handle, it's the two-legged version that concerns me.