! Dios Mio! My canine bloo*y stinks! I know they say dogs are like their owners so I'm blaming that on the other half. But jokes aside can someone please advise me what I can do to reduce the ever present flatulance emanating from my dog's rear? I have to keep my bedroom door closed at night otherwise he comes in and 'drops one', then wanders off again in a bid to tricking me into thinking it was my other half ( he smells even worse) I have tried everything, different food, parsley tablets, charcoal tablets, but I'm not sure if I can give these to the dog too? What do you think?
Please help before I take to sleeping on the roof.

Oh what fun! one of the best yet! i can hear the howls of laughter now!     Best of luck!

Sorry to hear of your canine conundrum Viking, but this reminds me of my dog 'Barney' who sadly is no longer with us.  However, many years back Barney used to let rip so violently and with a tremendous-sounding rasp that he scared himself and would then make a mad dash for a place of safety.  We always thought that the poor dog didn't even know that he was the culprit.  The problem with his emissions were that they were incredibly smelly and one of his little tricks was to creep behind the sofa when all the family were assembled and watching the box, and emit a silent fart (this type of flatulence he seemed to know were down to him).  This was greeted a few seconds later with a group exclamation of 'BARNEY!' and the poor dog would then be forcibly ejected from his normal hiding place to the garden.

The problem, we discovered, was vegetables, (usually leftovers from our dinners).  His constitution could not handle their digestion, although he always liked to whoof down all that he was given.

We did something similar once and opened the door to kick the poor,guilty dog out,and guess what came in.....the dog.( it was my gran,her tights had ballooned around her ankles and given the game away)

And just before we end this thread,
'I say I say I say, my dog has no nose.'
'Well how does it smell?'
'Bloody awful!'

They always say the old ones are the best.

Ebrovoice

I Just don't believe what I just read, a warm enema for a dog? I've seen the look on a dogs face when the Vet approaches with a thermometer, so I wish you luck, I think the most sensible attitude is, to shut the beggar out of the house let alone the bedroom, then you won't notice a thing, and then it will truly be down to him indoors

There is such a thing as molly codling pets and I personally don't believe in it, a dog is a wolf and as soon as he realises that he is the alpha male you will be in shit in more senses than one

Woof