A young Arab asks his father,

"What is this weird hat we  are wearing?"

His father replies,
"It's a "chechia" because in the desert
it protects our heads from the sun."

"And what  is this type of clothing
that we  are wearing?"

"It's a "djbellah" because in the  desert
it is very hot and it  protects your body."

"And what are these ugly  shoes
that we have on our  feet?"

"These are "babouches" which keep us from burning our feet  when in the desert."

"Tell me, father..."

"Yes, my  son?"

"...Why are we living in Luton and still wearing all this shit?"