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Sep 24th, 2011 at 6:43pm
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Chief investigating agent ( Bulldog of fly bureau investigations ) urgent message to all expats danger from new swarm of house flies, looking for where these flies came from, so as they can be posted back. Updates to follow.
Yours F.B.I agent Bulldog.
  
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Reply #1 - Sep 24th, 2011 at 7:48pm
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Trace back to where tractors and trailers have been dumping piles of Poo, in the campo, recently.
Should be spread but is usually left in big piles.
  
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Reply #2 - Sep 24th, 2011 at 7:54pm
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I think there may be some association between poo and piles.
Flies have disappeared up here since this mornings advertised thunderstorms (ok 2mm of rain is something, but I cant see my olives getting any bigger yet)
Blue skies again...............
  

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Reply #3 - Sep 27th, 2011 at 6:46pm
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Many thanks to my undercover agents for information supplied but I'm afraid you have been misinformed. Firstly before resigning I accept responsibility for some of the flies as I have suffered from piles for many years and before leaving the F.B.I. I will be undergoing an internal investigation BUT accusations against Phoo bear are unfounded and are slander by Tigger the tiger now known as Nick Clegg. Just one thing C.J I've seen your Olive in Simply and she is getting bigger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yours An embarrassed Bulldog
  
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