As it's a bit cold and miserable, this might cheer you up.
Snippets from the 'Brains of Britain'

BBC NORFOLK

Stewart White:  Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?

Contestant:  I don't know.

Stewart White:  I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?

Contestant:  Arm

Stewart White:  Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?

Contestant:  Strong.

Stewart White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?

Contestant:  Louis

Stewart White:  Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?

Contestant:         Frank Sinatra?



LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS )

Alex Trelinski:  What is the capital of Italy?

Contestant:  France.

Trelinski:  France is another country. Try again.

Contestant:  Oh, um, Benidorm.

Trelinski:  Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?

Contestant:  Sorry, I don't know.

Trelinski:  Just guess a country then.

Contestant:  Paris.