I'm fretting as Bulldog hasn't posted for quite a while, has he been taken to the home for the bewildered ?

Yes, I know I have posted under Fruit, NUTS and vegetables....

Hi,
Many thanks for the concern showed ( wish the wife was ).
Now back at the shack after my short stay at the psychiatry ward for gentle folk, it was nice to see so many forum members also interned there.
I was lucky enough to have access to the questions that the Doctor's were to ask before my release. So I am writing the test and hope this will be of help to my fellow members who are in the que to go in.
Take your time and read each line alound without a mistake.
Sadly the average forum member will not be able to do this.
1.This is this cat.
2.This is is cat.
3.This is how cat.
4This is to cat.
5.This is keep cat.
6.This is an cat.
7.This is old cat.
8.This is fart cat.
9. This is busy cat.
10.This is for cat.
11.This is forty cat.
12.This is seconds cat.
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down. I passed the test, so good luck to all you gentle folk.
Yours a nearly normal Bulldog. 

I used to work with a guy who's nickname was   "the bald cat"
he was always asking for 50 pence as he had no fare