Dear Mr. Bunter,
Bring back the Poll Tax!!!  The more the Polish people pay the less they have to take from us.  They can afford it doing all that handy-work in London.  And crop picking.  And whilst we're about it sort out a Czech tax.  Paying by cheque should have some sort of levy on it in this day and age especially if you're rich.  And don't even get me started on the Alsace Tax or lack thereof.  If all the people who had bought Alsation puppies paid a duty we could bring the retirement age down to 50 but we would need to prevent avoidance by calling them 'German Shepherds'.  You see... I have thought this through!

Yours sincerely,
John McDonnell

PS  Anybody seen a little red book?  Only I've lost mine.