Are you sure you you didn't just stop and show him what was written on your forehead???
  Shame on you rotnob,  I thought you had more sense!!

Hi Ian,

Yes, believe it or not, this is Spain.......................not Guatemala!

A friend of mine was stopped by the boys in blue last week, and asked to produce the necessary documents, exactly the same as in the UK.

Because he was talking on a mobile at the same time, he was fined on the the spot....................for 300 Euros and..................3 points on his driving license, it works in reverse here, you start with 12 points, and then get deducted points equivalent to the offence....................depending on the "copper"

If they offer a ticket to the "xmas party" .............it's almost worth it, cos some of those young "Mosos"  are a bit gorgeous..................almost worth getting locked in a cell for

Depending on your sexual tendancy of course.