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santsalvador
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Jan 1st, 2013 at 11:46am
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Barak Obama and David Cameron are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future.
            
They both decide to test it by asking a question each.
            
Barak goes first.  “What will the USA be like in 100 years time”
            
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a printout, he reads it out:-
"The country is in good hands under the new president, crime is non-existent, there is no conflict, the economy is healthy.  There are no worries”
             
David thinks “Its not bad this time machine, I'll have a bit of that” so he asks “What will Great Britain be like in 100 years time?”
             
The machine whirrs and beeps and goes into action, and he gets a printout.
             
David just stares at it.
             
“Come on David” says Barak, “What does it say”?
             
Dave replies,
            
“Buggered if I know ! It's all in Arabic!”



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