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Nobrot
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It happens every time....
Mar 8th, 2011 at 4:48pm
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Why is the woman in front me at the check out ALWAYS a bloody forensic accountant ????
  
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Reply #1 - Mar 8th, 2011 at 5:20pm
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Noooo Nobby you need to get behind the woman that is 3 quarters through her check out items and decides she has forgotten something, and just buggers of for 5 minutes to get what she wants, then fumbles trying to open the plastic bags and packs her stuff very slowly then pays in cash and has to grovel through her purse for every last centimo, still not having packed everything when the next persons stuff starts to come down the checkout, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
  
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Reply #2 - Mar 8th, 2011 at 7:27pm
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CHILL BABY  CHILL
  

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Reply #3 - Mar 8th, 2011 at 8:05pm
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Yes,yes,yes Hazelnut-- that absolutely drives me round the bend-but, what gets me even more is the woman,always a woman, Angry who puts her stuff on the belt-to reserve her place as it were- then sends her brat off to complete her shopping,brat comes back with the wrong stuff then Mummy goes off on her search leaving me standing there !!!!!
  
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Reply #4 - Mar 8th, 2011 at 8:45pm
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Or......there's the conversation,usually centered around the old dears life history.The fish is walking to the car and the Bio yohgurt is now penecillin.
  
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Reply #5 - Mar 8th, 2011 at 8:52pm
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briand6868 wrote on Mar 8th, 2011 at 8:05pm:
Yes,yes,yes Hazelnut-- that absolutely drives me round the bend-but, what gets me even more is the woman,always a woman, Angry who puts her stuff on the belt-to reserve her place as it were- then sends her brat off to complete her shopping,brat comes back with the wrong stuff then Mummy goes off on her search leaving me standing there !!!!!


Glad its just not me then!! I have since pushed in front of people who leave their basket at the check out and then walk off to do more shopping, they look quite perturbed on their return, but Feck em I say, they are not in the village shop anymore!!

Can you imagine the trauma if they introduced self check out aisles in Cataloonia!!
  
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Reply #6 - Mar 9th, 2011 at 10:30am
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briand6868 wrote on Mar 8th, 2011 at 8:05pm:
Yes,yes,yes Hazelnut-- that absolutely drives me round the bend-but, what gets me even more is the woman,always a woman, Angry who puts her stuff on the belt-to reserve her place as it were- then sends her brat off to complete her shopping,brat comes back with the wrong stuff then Mummy goes off on her search leaving me standing there !!!!!


[highlight]Glad its just not me then!! I have since pushed in front of people who leave their basket at the check out [/highlight]and then walk off to do more shopping, they look quite perturbed on their return, but Feck em I say, they are not in the village shop anymore!!

Can you imagine the trauma if they introduced self check out aisles in Cataloonia!!


I once queued behind an unmanned basket for 5 days before I realised they'd taken the old biddy off in an ambulance!  We had similar experiences when first here in the Tivenys Spa shop - could take an hour to buy 300g of ham!
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Reply #7 - Mar 9th, 2011 at 5:45pm
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Just buy 25g and you could be out in 5 mins. Grin
  

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Reply #8 - Mar 9th, 2011 at 10:04pm
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My local Lidl is the place for me,no fannying about, in-shop-pay-out great.Any dawdlling is dealt with by the checkout girls who loudly encourage people with only a couple of items to jump people who are still unloading full trollies. Leads me on to the next rant- in the queue behind a person with a full trolley who insists on waiting until its her turn to be dealt with,and checkout person is poised, Shocked to BEGIN to unload the trolley , ONE ITEM AT A TIME !!! Grrrrrrr.
  
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Reply #9 - Mar 9th, 2011 at 10:24pm
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Have you not realised that patience is a virtue that you need to develop here ?  It's part of the culture.  It takes a while but makes for a smoother passage if you can master it.
  

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Reply #10 - Mar 10th, 2011 at 8:53am
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Patient People get walked over, pushed in front of and left at T junctions for hours!!
Watch the video its obviously a Latin thing about checkouts!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v9Oio2QbLE&tracker=False

And one for Nobby and Briand

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrthNBcq5jc&tracker=False
  
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Reply #11 - Mar 10th, 2011 at 8:59am
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It's not just checkouts...everything takes so unnessessessessessarraly (soory about the speeling) long.
Patience may be a virtue but thats why the country is 20 years behind the rest of Europe and on its knees.Clueless.
  
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Reply #12 - Mar 10th, 2011 at 9:13am
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It's not just checkouts...everything takes so unnessessessessessarraly (soory about the speeling) long.
Patience may be a virtue but thats why the country is 20 years behind the rest of Europe and on its knees.Clueless.


And its why I love the place
Unnecessarily or not, I had enough of everything having to be done in double quick time back in the UK.
Here just take it easy, Bigyin is right Patience is a virtue, and high blood pressure makes you die younger.
And I know how to spell 'unnecessarily' so there Grin

  

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Reply #13 - Mar 10th, 2011 at 9:23am
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I agree totally with Cactus Jack.  I've lived in Spain for almost 36 years and believe me it has come a very long way in this time, but thank goodness it is still behind other European countries in many ways... I wouldn't want to live anywhere else.  Just relax and enjoy.  Smiley
  
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Reply #14 - Mar 10th, 2011 at 12:10pm
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Allthough some aspects of Cataloonya being 30 years behind the times can be amusing,dealing with officials is not.
An example of this is when dealing with officials at the Adjuntament and none of their bills or information is available translated.
It is if they want to make paying bills,taxes etc.more difficult !
The recent Census in the uk is available translated into 56 languages,allthough Cataloonyian is omitted.
  
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