Bulldog dear chap.  More electrical storms and rain last night - about 8.30pm when your gentleman's gentleman normally prepares your baignoire prior to dinner at the shack I believe.  Would you be so good as to check your bath robe in addition to the dressing gown?  There's only so much of the gods' wrath one can stand.   

Another downpour but fortunately no loss of electric supply... which I'm putting down to Bulldog having checked his garments.

Michael wrote on Jun 24^th, 2015 at 5:18am:

Dear Michael,
The last few thunderstorms and downpours, one of which occurred last night, causing me to loose contact with my medical specialist at Holby so I don't know what ails me now. I put this down to Smidge who beside yourself and man about town Bunter, I sent a PM to. This was in setting up a new cocktail club for the forums gentle folk, due to my lack of expertise in P.M.ing and Smidges, Bunter and yourself completely misunderstanding the message which clearly stated that committee members should attend in forum dress code and put on a display of their cocktail in the raw to be inspected for future meetings by all members there present I will say that your dressing gown which was more Bohemian but I am afraid had the same very poor fastening system as Smidges and the complete lack of fastening by Bunter left you all in a delicate position and open to much criticism by the female members and you all must take your fair share of the Gods wrath some of which I except was also aimed at myself for my poor lack of taste and the punishment we received of only loosing Holby meant we got off very lucky indeed.
Yours a rebuked Bulldog.      

Dear Rolf,

I feel a song coming on...